Woman Posts Hilarious Text Conversations She Had With Ex-Boss And Twitter Is In Tears
By Mark PygasUpdated Nov. 18 2019, 2:15 p.m. ET
If you've ever worked a day in your life, I don't have to tell you that jobs are an absolute doozy. Coworkers are kind of your friends and kind of not, because at the end of the day you would probably never see each other again if some cash incentive wasn't involved.
And bosses tend to be either amazing or terrible. There's simply no in-between. But for Gracie Hoos, a self-described "amateur funny person," her old boss at a pub she used to work at is somewhere in that middle zone. Over the weekend, Hoos took to Twitter to share a series of hilarious exchanges she'd had over the course of working there.
This conversation is so hilarious, you'll have to get emotionally and physically prepared to be rolling on the floor laughing. Maybe even in tears by the end of the story.
She begins: "I don't work for this guy anymore but enjoy these text conversations between me and my old boss."
I don’t work for this guy anymore but enjoy these text conversations between me and my old boss pic.twitter.com/hnz5iOWtp4
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 23, 2018In the first message, she calls her employer out on going out for office supplies and returning with only a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Dammit, Harry.
After absolutely not realizing there was anything wrong with how he proceeded to buy office supplies, Harry proceeds to move on to calling Gracie out for a noise complaint he received.
At first, Gracie appears to be confused. But once he explains in a bit more detail, Gracie realizes her error. She fesses up to blasting R. Kelly and then cheekily inquires as to whether she can sue the neighbors for their lack of taste in music.
The screenshots quickly move on to capture another gem of a conversation, this time with Harry calling out some questionable practices Gracie is using with new hires.
This could work.
And it doesn't even end there.
and some more pic.twitter.com/SHyIGFVRRZ
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 23, 2018He'd call it a snow day.
Basically, it was a living sitcom.
also worth noting the head cook at this bar at the time was a small Filipino man named Hercules whose main hobby was ice sculpting so yeah I basically worked in a sitcom
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 23, 2018also shit like this happened https://t.co/0aRR9EtbUD
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 23, 2018one time a guy came in to my bar and asked if the patio was pet friendly and I said yes assuming he had a dog and then he came back with a fucking tortoise pic.twitter.com/rEWkUoVZqj
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) January 7, 2018Unfortunately, all good things come to an end.
unfortunately this guy sucks now so there's not going to be any new content but at least I'll always have these
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 23, 2018alright for everyone asking, I didn’t leave. he sold the pub to new owners and completely did a 180 after. he was super bitter about it and started treating me and all the other staff like absolute shit. basically he was the boss equivalent of a bitter ex
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 25, 2018Unsurprisingly, people found the exchanges hilarious.
I could write a book about this bar tbh
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 23, 2018🤷🏼♀️ believe it or don't I'm fine either way
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 24, 2018if this was me I’d say it’s me like I’d rather have the credit for being funny than give it to a former boss I don’t get along with anymore
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 24, 2018Vancouver!
— Gracie Hoos (@cottoncandaddy) March 25, 2018I honestly was ready to see some kind of harassment or something so this was super unexpected and I love it 💕
— lil bean 🌻 (@haiimickey_) March 23, 2018“How do you feel about advertising as a family business” Harry gets a daughter
— Ayydrian (@atun103) March 25, 2018We all need a boss like this.
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